“The Madness of Mr. Butler” is a novel of mine that won the Nerdist/Inkshares space opera contest, and it will be out in 2018.Read More The Tale of the Novel I’m Publishing Next Year
The Viking quest continues, and great progress has been made!Read More Monkey Bar Update!
They’d murder me outright, but they’re two-tired. Get it? Too tired…two-tired? Oh, never mind.Read More The Tale of My Fear of Bicycles
Viking Mike is making progress. Mostly through repeated failures. Is there any other way, really?Read More A Tale of Accomplishments!
It’s a quiet night. Why not play one of my all-time favorite songs?Read More My Performance of “Satisfied Mind” (VIDEO)
I celebrated my birthday by challenging myself, doing something I’ve never done before, and channeling my primate ancestors.Read More The Tale of the Ape-Viking
Written by Michael Haase, Illustrated by Phil RoodRead More Intelligent Life (A Poem)